As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish, he’d stay away.
THIS "IMPOSSIBLE IN THE REAL WORLD" ILLUSTRATION AND THE NONSENSE RHYME PERFECTLY DEMONSTRATE THE APPROACH OF PROF. MICHAEL BLATHER ooops PRATHER TO SCIENCE
ENOUGH!! IS ENOUGH!!! DAMMIT!!!
In a BREATHLESSLY REPORTED non-finding, adherents of man-made global warming (Religion of MMGW) are now in an absolute tizzy because some moron has them believing that plasma LCD TVs are going to kill them in their sleep because they cause . . .wait for it . . .GLOBAL WARMING.
No, not because of an increase in methane caused by the flatulence of ever less active couch potatos.
No.
Not because of the heat their thin little screens give off when they are in use.
No.
Because of an unmeasured, non-Kyoto Prohibited, gas of which there is so little in the air now they cannot measure it, do not know if it is being released or how much, and admittedly have no freaking idea how much of it there is.
I quote " Levels of this gas in the atmosphere have not been measured"
and more "We don't know what's emitted,"
and "We haven't observed it in the atmosphere. "