ONE STEP FORWARD . . .TWO STEPS BACK
ENTIRE WARMING OF GLOBE LOST
IN A STUNNING DEFVELOPMENT THE ENTIRE ARGUMENT OF WHETHER MAN-MADE EMISSIONS ARE CAUSING "GLOBAL WARMING" HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THE MEANINGLESS DRIVEL THAT IT ALWAYS WAS.
RECENT ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS SHOW THAT THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING
MAN-MADE OR OTHERWISE.
THE PLANET, AS IT TURNS OUT, HAS BECOME AS COLDS AS A WELL DIGGERS HEEL. AS COLD AS, WELL
As cold as a witch's tit
As cold as any stone
As cold as blue blazes
As cold as charity
As cold as ice .
GAIA HAS TRIUMPHED
EARTH TEMPERATURE RETURNS TO PRIOR COOLNESS
AFTER A BRIEF, POLITICALLY DRIVEN, HYSTERICALLY PRESENTED HOAX CONCERNING THE TEMPERATURE OF THE PLANET, GAIA HAS RESPONDED BY TURNING THE THERMOSTAT DOWN A BIT.
SHE HAD A MESSAGE FOR ALGORE. "YOU DUMBASS.
YOU WITH YOUR OSCAR AND YOUR GRAMMY AND YOUR NOBEL PRIZE. WHAT A CROCK
OF CRAP. FREEZE SUCKAH!!!".
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PLANET COOLING AT REMARKABLE RATE. ENTIRE INCREASE OVER LAST 100 YEARS WIPED OUT IN ONE YEAR.
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