ONE STEP FORWARD . . .TWO STEPS BACK

ENTIRE WARMING OF GLOBE LOST

IN A STUNNING DEFVELOPMENT THE ENTIRE ARGUMENT OF WHETHER MAN-MADE EMISSIONS ARE CAUSING "GLOBAL WARMING" HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THE MEANINGLESS DRIVEL THAT IT ALWAYS WAS.

RECENT ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS SHOW THAT THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING

MAN-MADE OR OTHERWISE.

THE PLANET, AS IT TURNS OUT, HAS BECOME AS COLDS AS A WELL DIGGERS HEEL. AS COLD AS, WELL

As cold as a witch's tit
As cold as any stone
As cold as blue blazes
As cold as charity
As cold as ice .


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GAIA HAS TRIUMPHED

EARTH TEMPERATURE RETURNS TO PRIOR COOLNESS

AFTER A BRIEF, POLITICALLY DRIVEN, HYSTERICALLY PRESENTED HOAX CONCERNING THE TEMPERATURE OF THE PLANET, GAIA HAS RESPONDED BY TURNING THE THERMOSTAT DOWN A BIT.

SHE HAD A MESSAGE FOR ALGORE. "YOU DUMBASS. YOU WITH YOUR OSCAR AND YOUR GRAMMY AND YOUR NOBEL PRIZE. WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP. FREEZE SUCKAH!!!".

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HOT FLAXH. OR ACTUALLY A COLD FLASH!!!

PLANET COOLING AT REMARKABLE RATE. ENTIRE INCREASE OVER LAST 100 YEARS WIPED OUT IN ONE YEAR.

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AFTER EIGHT YEARS WITH NO INCREASE IN TEMPERATURE EARTH HAS STARTED TO COOL. GIVEN THE PRESENT RATE OF .75 DEGREES PER YEAR, WE ONLY HAVE TEN YEARS TO LIVE IF WE PLAN ON BEING WELL FED AND WARM.

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