WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

It was bad enough when the DENIERS wouldn't go away. Even after we threatened them, promised to ruin thier careers, prosecute them as "war criminals" and make their descendants pay for any anad all damages, (OK I made that up) whether direct or indirect, from Man Made Global Warming.

It was also not good when our LEADER - ALGOR the GORACLE - continued to make an ass out of himself and become filthy rich touting the gospel of MMGW.

It was HELL (a very hot hell, indeed) when the earth stopped getting warmer in 1998.

It was even worse when the earth got COLDER (OH MY GOD) in 2007 as measured by reputable scientists.

But the straw that broke the camel's back. The fact that is scaring the bejesus out of us is

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO FIND THIS STUFF OUT AND WE ARE AT RISK OF BECOMING IRRELEVANT