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THE GORACLE REPENTS

AND IS SAVED

Just in time to avoid the everlasting shame of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize (come on now, just look at who has gotten THAT award including Yassar Arafat and Jimah Cartah) Al Gore realized he was all wrong on the MMGW stuff. In a sharp rebuke to his former religion, the GORACLE nailed a list of his errors on the door of the National Weather Service. Said Mr. Gore, "I finally figured it out. It was a lot better for me to save my own soul than the whole damn ungrateful earth. Its a goner anyway when the sun finally goes red-giant on us."

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