THE GORACLE
REPENTS
AND IS SAVED
Just in time to avoid the everlasting shame
of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize (come on now, just look at who
has gotten THAT award including Yassar Arafat and Jimah Cartah)
Al Gore realized he was all wrong on the MMGW stuff. In a sharp
rebuke to his former religion, the GORACLE nailed a list of his
errors on the door of the National
Weather Service. Said Mr. Gore, "I finally figured it out.
It was a lot better for me to save my own soul than the whole damn
ungrateful earth. Its a goner anyway when the sun finally goes red-giant
on us." |
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