Reports differed widely as to just what the heck happened in China to delay trains for over a week. The official Chinese Weather Service reported record snow fall and cold. The adherents of MMGW stated that after careful consideration, much conferring and praying, a consensus had been reached that it was not snow and ICE, but rather it was RICE. Algore was overhead muttering "What the hell did you expect with the Chinese. They sure know how to make rice. The warming planet must have caused it to all cook at ONE TIME"