"SUN GREED" AT ITS WORST

In a poorly reported article, about which it was impossible to confirm the sources, {article} the claim was made that mankind was greedy and using too much sunlight.

I am sorry. I just cannot comment on this. It is just too freakin' stupid. Well, maybe I will. We MUST, immediately identify the worst abusers. My money is on the tropics since they get most of the sun. See. It is not possible to sayanything funnier than the original article. I tried (heavy sigh).

However, most people are not. Stupid, that is. In a recently conducted survey, most people were sceptical of global warming being a real problem and not just some politcal nonsense. {article}

There is hope yet.

"Sceptical? How can they not believe" demanded lead author Fanuel Brodeast-Smarshker of NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies and Columbia University, New York. "It has all been DECIDED. A CONSENSUS has been formed, for god's sake. What is the matter with them all."