WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

No damn hurricanes yet! Children freezing to death in South America. G8 Global Warming Summit takes place during coldest May ever in South America. The planet just does NOT seem to be cooperating with the adherents of the religion of Man-made Global Warming.

But have no fear. Wife of democratic presidential candidate and owenr of $400 haircut, Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards has it all figured out.DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT EAT TANGERINES. And here I thought the democratic candidates were nuts. Turns out they are fruits. Except for Mr. Edwards who woul dbe uncomfortable around fruits.