IRANIAN POWERPLANT OFFICIALS RELEASE PHOTO OF "STEAM CLOUD" FROM ENVIRO-FRIENDLY NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. |
IRANIAN MULLAHS REVEAL QUEST TO "HELP WITH GLOBAL WARMNING" SEEN AS KEY TO DEFUSE NUCLEAR PROGRAM UN officials, upon being informed by the Iranian Mullahs that their nuclear program was almost totally dedicated to the reduction of greenhouse gasses declared it to be kosher. In making the announcement, high placed administration officials congratulated the Mullahs with coming around to the consensus view that all human activity had to be tied to global warming reduction. In a footnote, however, they expressed some confusion as to exactly how calls for "Israel to be wiped off the map" furthered the reduction of greenhous gasses.
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