JAMAICAN REACTION TO DEAN - FIRST STORM CAUSED BY PRAYERS OF MMGW RELIGION.

The GORACLE denies blame. Said "We didn't really think it would work. After all, there is no scientific reason for it. We really wanted it to hit New Orleans agian. That way we would not have to change the posters and bumper stickers."

STEDMAN CROFTS IS PISSED!!!

"Sure mon. I tink you no ought be dreamin' on da 'urricans" said Stedman Crofts, resident of Jamaica, and soon to be recipient of Hurricane Dean. "We not be lookin' for such a strong wind and yu tink we give a damn bout yo global warmin'?" He shook his fist in the air for emphasis.

"How you like we do some voodoo and you get floods in Tennessee, ALGORE, or mehbe I send you a zombie fren'."

 


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