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YOUNG MEMBERS OF THE AMERICAN SOCIALIST PARTY ADMIRE THE SOCCER BALL PERMANENTLY ATTRACTED TO MR. KERRY'S HEAD BY MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING INDUCED BUILDUP OF STATIC IN HIS HAIR.

BELOW IS WHAT THE REAL SCIENTISTS SAID ABOUT KERRY, MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING AND TORNADOS.

 

"As of this writing, no scientific studies solidly relate climatic global temperature trends to tornadoes,” Edwards wrote on the Earth & Sky Web site in April 2007. “I don’t expect any such results in the near future either, because tornadoes are too small, short–lived, hard to measure and count, and too dependent on day to day, even minute to minute weather conditions.”