
WARNING
"I told you so" declared Bob Geldoff. "I knew this
would happen if you held the damn concert. Nobody listens to sense
anymore. What the hell can we expect next. Damn. Just damn." |

IN DENIAL
The GORACLE, chief instigator and fully convinced person, shrugged
off Mr. Geldoff's criticism saying "Why I remember one time
when I was a child, livin' on the hog farm down Tennessee way, Well,
it got really really cold and there was all like ice and stuff.
But it melted." ALGOR continued after several heavy sighs.
"We all ran out shouting Daddy! Daddy! Is this from the goverment???
We all ended up getting snot on our sleeves and went inside and
had Ovaltine."
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