WHO: Members of the Church of MMGW Pray for Storm
WHAT: Tropical Depression 4 Heeeerrrreees Troppy
WHY: Praise the Goracle
Yada Yada Yada:

After having failed in their 2006 prediction of the end of the world . . .ooops. I mean in thier prediciton in 2006 of a whole lot more hurricanes than EVER, members of the Church of Man Made Global Wraming give a prayer of thanks for the appearance of tropical depression #4. The failure of even one hurricane in the Atlantic so far this year has caused mass hysteria among the faithful. They were prohibited from hperventilating because that causes too much carbon dioxide.

Next week they will pray for the arrival of Love Potion #9. They certainly need it.


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