After having failed in their 2006 prediction of
the end of the world . . .ooops. I mean in thier prediciton in 2006
of a whole lot more hurricanes than EVER, members of the Church
of Man Made Global Wraming give a prayer of thanks for the appearance
of tropical depression #4. The failure of even one hurricane in
the Atlantic so far this year has caused mass hysteria among the
faithful. They were prohibited from hperventilating because that
causes too much carbon dioxide.
Next week they will pray for the arrival of Love Potion #9. They
certainly need it.