The problem is that it has not been getting any warmer. In fact, it has been getting colder. PEOPLE ARE FREEZING TO DEATH

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As scientists realized that in spite of the dire predictions of doom because of MMGW the planet was getting colder, the brightest mionds of the century were put to work on the problem, It turns out that the consensists (non-scientists who believe that science is voted upon) had the damn thermometers upside down. The UN has taken immediate steps to avert a crisis by requiring them to use circular thermometers.

OLD WAY	PROBLEM FOUND	PROBLEM SOLVED
GLOBAL WARMING DISSONANCE WITH ACTUAL REAL FACTS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED.

2007 is turning out to be the coldest since . . .

Unexpected bitter cold swept the entire Southern Hemisphere in 2007. Johannesburg, South Africa, had the first significant snowfall in 26 years. Australia experienced the coldest June ever. In northeastern Australia, the city of Townsville underwent the longest period of continuously cold weather since 1941. In New Zealand, the weather turned so cold that vineyards were endangered.